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It’s called “The call of the void”, something to do with your mind reaffirming your will to live

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It’s called “The call of the void”, something to do with your mind reaffirming your will to live

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Alanna Medlock

Or when you drive at high speed and your mind goes like: what if I just - TURN - the steering wheel all of a sudden

Adora A. Wada

Ziggy Elizabeth

Last month at work I was playing with a pencil while I was talking to a coworker. All of a sudden I had that completely unprovoked (its a nice coworker) thought to stick the pencil into one of his eyes.

Stacy Lynn Farley

i get these when talking to people, the more serious the conversation and the more important the person is, the more i wonder what would it be like if i just punch them

Tiffany Alipater

Jennifer Long

For sure, several times when standing in a railway station: just a little push - noooo...

Arani Saha

I like 9 coz its one of the few place's you can say shit like this and know your not going to be reprimanded by self entitled pricks. Mostly because most of the people here think the same way and dont really care admitting it.

Nikki Darling

When sitting in the passenger seat I sometimes have the urge to open the car door and jump out like wtf brain

Daveo Wilko

I have that all the time and then i hope that nobody can read my mind

Mirza Aman Ullah Baig

There's a no option? ..... Fuck.

Heather Ellis

I never hold a pencil up on the table. I’m afraid I might bang my head against the table, piercing through my eye with the pencil. Penciling through my eye. Is that how the invented Peniciline? Anyway, weird intrusive thought.

Christine Keirs

I worked as a night receptionist in a hostel near the busiest nightclubs of Dublin. Every night at about 3 to 4 am, It was walking drunk gorillas fest outside, peeing on the front wall of the hostel, shouting, fights, other dudes who were looking for a fight, including clients of the hostel who were smoking cigarettes outside. And piss off drunk clients coming in and causing absolute havoc in their rooms and disrupting other clients, I had to deal with them and I got insulted back. I had to kick out some of them. The murderous thoughts I had to suppress man after 3 months in a row were off the fucking charts. Then I got promoted to day time receptionist and it was probably one of the best jobs I've had.

KD Wilson

When I was a cashier, sometimes when people would run their card and then make eye contact with me, an impulse to blast them in the face with a closed fist would flash into my mind. I always wondered what all would happen, how they would react. I always just smiled instead.

Serban Vanessa

Me petting my cat: “why does it trust me so much, I mean I could just twist it’s neck and bam...” Brain to brain: wtf?

Jessie Mae Kent

I get the urge to spit in someone’s face. More important the meeting it just comes to me.... see what happens! (Never done it but I know next week it will happen again)

Ali Moss

what te fuck I truly thought I was alone with those thoughts back in the past. hahahah

Watonia Downing

Step 1: Type like you skipped 4 years of school Step 2: Type some obviously relatable shit like breathing Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

Mary Wanjiku

Crystal Black

Ok am i the only one wondering why this is tagged "shower thoughts"? Like... why do you keep a toddler in the shower??

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